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#467 - January 5, 2009, 1:39 am submitted by: Brend
#private
 [19:37] * Versace gives Brend a landmine
[19:37] * Brend puts it in Versace's bed
[19:37] <Brend> I'm explosive in bed :P
[19:38] <Versace> ...
[19:38] <Versace> gtfo >:|
[19:38] <Brend> gtfo? give the females orgasms? OK!
--  -  +4 (2 votes) (avg 2) +  ++ 

#465 - December 15, 2008, 9:39 pm submitted by: eekenXXX
#Priv !
 [21:35] <@Tank> it was a fabalous bounce. :P
[21:35] <@Tank> I figured you were just trying to proof that you could bounce with the best

[21:37] <@Psychic> [19:28] <@Tinkle_Faery> i can bounce for ya if u want to :)
[21:37] <@Psychic> :D
[21:37] <@Psychic> You tempted fate
--  -  0 (2 votes) (avg 0) +  ++ 

#464 - November 24, 2008, 11:14 pm submitted by: eekenXXX
#naughty Room
 [23:12] <&mad_suzie> I'll get my whip and start giving orders
--  -  0 (2 votes) (avg 0) +  ++ 

#463 - November 24, 2008, 2:00 am submitted by: Malm
#priv
 [01:58:35] <swanorcolt1> she looks like 60
[01:58:58] <Savman> yeh
[01:59:11] <Savman> we couldnt work out if it was man or woman at first
[01:59:12] <Malm> plz dun say you did a 60 y o
[01:59:19] <Savman> no just kissed
[01:59:24] <Malm> mhmmm
[01:59:25] <Savman> i would never do that
[01:59:31] <Malm> sure...
[01:59:38] <Savman> maybe for £10
--  -  +10 (5 votes) (avg 2) +  ++ 

#462 - November 18, 2008, 3:04 pm submitted by: tzar
#strategy
 * octobrev (~GTFO@uto-E933C8B2.mpls.qwest.net) has joined #Strategy
* ChanServ sets mode: +oq octobrev octobrev
* octobrev changes topic to 'Welcome to #strategy, ask and you shall receive || http://pastebin.com/m78f59af0 <- account instructions || Type !recruit to access the recruitment bot, !help for all commands || Under new management'
--  -  +2 (3 votes) (avg 0.67) +  ++ 

#461 - November 17, 2008, 11:12 pm submitted by: dalsgaar
#tralalalala
 [23:03] <@Escort> why do u think im staying with my gf!
[23:04] <@Escort> she gives me drinks :D
[23:04] <@Duck|studying> youd think that a better reason is that you like her
[23:04] <@Duck|studying> but that works too
[23:04] <@Escort> hehe
[23:04] <&HumleA> relationships dosnt work like that in denmark
[23:05] <&HumleA> if theres no sex = doom ^^ if theres no drinking = doomed, and if she talks, she better do it with a girlfriend
[23:05] <@Escort> yeah
[23:05] <@Escort> and i explained her that cuddle = sex
[23:05] <@Duck|studying> relationships have currency
[23:05] <@Duck|studying> sex and drinks
[23:06] <@Duck|studying> there's also an opt out clause for the male if the female commits a break in the contract
[23:06] <@Duck|studying> which includes talking too much
--  -  +12 (8 votes) (avg 1.5) +  ++ 

#460 - November 14, 2008, 9:48 am submitted by: _greenie
#
 [18:44] <_greenie> apparently cabbies get offered sex withing first year as payment :P
[18:44] <raki> lol
[18:44] <raki> thats why rapala is a cabbie
[18:44] <raki> hes in it for the sex
[18:44] <raki> im so gonna call you every night Rapala
[18:44] <raki> forcing you to drive me
--  -  +6 (5 votes) (avg 1.2) +  ++ 

#459 - November 10, 2008, 12:34 am submitted by: eekenXXX
#classic
 [00:33] <&Archi> Ohh so dirty you are Tank, lets make it public ! YES me and tank are gay lovers.
--  -  +5 (9 votes) (avg 0.56) +  ++ 

#458 - November 7, 2008, 11:23 pm submitted by: MorbidAngel
#classic
 (23:19:37) (&dizzysky|) morbid..sit under there!! now!
(23:20:12) * &MorbidAngel sits
(23:20:24) (&Ekn|Afk) hrm
(23:20:35) (&Ekn|Afk) MA suck dizzy's finger
(23:20:43) * &Ekn|Afk hopes it works
(23:20:44) (&dizzysky|) whats under there?
(23:21:24) * &MorbidAngel sucks ekn's finger
(23:21:48) (&Ekn|Afk) naughty!
(23:21:51) (&dizzysky|) hmm...thats not his finger...
(23:21:56) (&MorbidAngel) rly?
(23:21:58) (&MorbidAngel) it was small
(23:22:02) (%IronDuke) http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/c/c7/Pedobearbusted.jpg/400px-Pedobearbusted.jpg
(23:22:05) (&MorbidAngel) i thought it was his finger
(23:22:06) (&MorbidAngel) dang
--  -  -4 (4 votes) (avg -1) +  ++ 

#457 - November 3, 2008, 7:49 pm submitted by: Malm
#strategy
 [17:22:42] * Stella|away pinch AramA until he gets off
--  -  +16 (10 votes) (avg 1.6) +  ++ 

#456 - October 21, 2008, 9:04 pm submitted by: eekenXXX
#lol
 (@Pands) you want my babies
--  -  -2 (3 votes) (avg -0.67) +  ++ 

#455 - October 17, 2008, 11:21 pm submitted by: Gabriel
#alliancerankings
 <+Osiris> well put it this way Every single monarch of our kds voted me to be leader.
<+Osiris> but everyone else voted gabe
<~flutterby> Yeah but you're not hot
<~flutterby> Gabe is
<~flutterby> and I'm not saying that cause he's my best friend either. :P
--  -  -8 (10 votes) (avg -0.8) +  ++ 

#454 - October 15, 2008, 2:05 am submitted by: MorbidAngel
#x.public
 (18:24:48)  - Toadi (-v) clarey
(18:25:00) (@MorbidAngel) clare is special now
(18:25:01) (@MorbidAngel) xD
(18:25:06) (&Toadi) yeah
(18:25:14) (&Toadi) she likes it more when plenty men are on top of her
(18:25:18) (clarey) ...
(18:25:21) (clarey) omg
(18:25:23) (clarey) >:
(18:25:25)  - Part: clarey (~yayness@uto-4E15F10E.wa.bigpond.net.au)
--  -  +6 (7 votes) (avg 0.86) +  ++ 

#453 - September 26, 2008, 7:36 pm submitted by: Cutty
#tiamo
 [10:28] Opalnera: shockie
[10:28] Opalnera: get your lazy ass outside
[10:28] Opalnera: NOW
[10:28] * Opalnera puts on her cammos
[10:28] Shockie_running: i just got done poooping!
[10:28] Opalnera: oh success
[10:28] Opalnera: but now dont u need to rest a bit?
[10:28] Shockie_running: i'm putting my shoes on as we speak
[10:28] Opalnera: i mean its a hard task running after you've given birth
[10:29] Shockie_running: i can handle ti
[10:29] Shockie_running: it
[10:29] Shockie_running: off i go
[10:29] Opalnera: tough guy
[10:30] Shockie_running: yeah i don't know what you girls complain about
[10:30] Shockie_running: giving birth
[10:30] Shockie_running: pfft
[10:30] Shockie_running: child's play
[10:30] Opalnera: easy?
[10:30] Opalnera: u do it every day?
[10:30] Shockie_running: sometimes twice
--  -  +7 (8 votes) (avg 0.88) +  ++ 

#452 - September 26, 2008, 9:08 am submitted by: rosedragon
#copycats
 [13:16] * Catwalk|sick sets mode: +h rosedragon
[13:22] * rosedragon snugs catwalk
[13:22] <rosedragon> cat can sick?! amg :O
[13:22] <rosedragon> call teh pet doctor!
[13:37] <DarkOne|WorK> if pet doctor arives it will be considered a dragon and cw will slay it
[13:39] <DarkOne|WorK> whouldn`t be teh 1st time a pet doctor disapears
--  -  -3 (5 votes) (avg -0.6) +  ++ 

#451 - September 17, 2008, 8:41 am submitted by: Jet
#private
 [16:02] <Jet> yo i have a neopets account
[16:02] <jane> seriously?
[16:03] <Jet> ya havent logged it in a few months though
[16:03] <jane> sweet
[16:03] <jane> anything helps
[16:03] <jane> it doesnt have to have a ton of money or anything
[16:03] <jane> =)
[16:03] <Jet> what do you want it for? :p
[16:03] <jane> well
[16:03] <jane> im saving up to buy a lab ray
[16:03] <jane> and anything helps
[16:03] <Jet> ooh k
[16:04] <Jet> so..?
[16:04] <jane> well
[16:04] <jane> can I have your account please? =)
[16:04] <Jet> sure
[16:05] <Jet> you just need username and pass?
[16:05] <jane> yeah
[16:05] <Jet> or email too?
[16:05] <jane> just user and pass
[16:05] <Jet> ok
[16:05] <Jet> lemme find where I wrote it down
[16:05] <Jet> sec
[16:05] <jane> allright no problem =)
[16:07] <Jet> username: ydunugoan
[16:07] <Jet> password: fuckurself
[16:07] <jane> lol nice password
[16:07] <jane> lemem try it out
[16:08] <jane> Lol funny
[16:08] <jane> cant believe i fell for that
[16:10] <Jet> :)
[16:10] <jane> lol
--  -  0 (4 votes) (avg 0) +  ++ 

#450 - September 15, 2008, 10:00 am submitted by: rosedragon
#strategy
 [09:11] <rosedragon> Discomgoogolation = Internet addiction sickness which the victim easily inflicted with stress and nervous when can't get quick access to internet
[09:11] <rosedragon> Discomutopiation = Utopia addiction sickness which the victim easily inflicted with stress and nervous when can't get access to utopia webgame
[09:12] <rosedragon> =)
[09:13] <kate> lol?
[09:25] <Shadows_Revenge> damn straight
[09:25] * Goransbygget has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[09:25] <Shadows_Revenge> expecially when mehul has downloaded too much p0rn
[09:25] <Shadows_Revenge> and the server goes down
[09:25] <Shadows_Revenge> everyone goes nuts
[09:26] * Shadows_Revenge is supprised some hasnt killed anyone because of it
--  -  -2 (1 votes) (avg -2) +  ++ 

#449 - September 7, 2008, 10:27 am submitted by: Brend
#private
 [04:24] <Crad> i bought a magnum ice cream last night
[04:24] <Crad> which apparently
[04:24] <Crad> earns me a fre upgrade to gold class
[04:24] <Crad> no questions asked
[04:25] <Crad> which is pretty cool for a $3.20 icecream
[04:25] * Crad just made a potential saving for ~$14
[04:25] <Crad> -for +of
[04:25] <Brend> A magnum ice cream?
[04:25] <Crad> ye
[04:25] <Crad> one of the new flavours, ecuadorian dark
[04:25] <Brend> The only things with "magnum" in their names are condoms
[04:25] <Crad> i likes my chocolate dark
[04:25] <Crad> lolo
[04:26] <Crad> man, if iw as talking abotu condoms... this convo would be incredibly gay
[04:26] <Brend> So apparently you do like your dark chocolate... especially wearing magnums :P
[04:26] <Crad> fu :P
[04:26] <Crad> see this si what im talkign about
[04:26] <Crad> therapy material
--  -  +4 (6 votes) (avg 0.67) +  ++ 

#448 - September 7, 2008, 5:14 am submitted by: Maja
#Maja
 [05:07] <Ashe> Okay, think of someone tying a rope to BananaInPajamas's penis and the other end of the rope to the back end of a hummer.
[05:07] * BananaInPajamas has left #Maja
[05:07] <Ashe> God damnit
[05:07] <Ashe> =o
[05:07] <Maja> LOL
[05:07] <Crimson> oh u stepped it up ashe
[05:08] <Ashe> Well, wait for him to come back to finish it
[05:08] * BananaInPajamas has joined #Maja
[05:08] <Maja> wb!
05:09] <Ashe> And you put the hummer in neutral making sure the hummer is on an incline and BananaInPajamas is chained to the ground to induce more stretching and ripping.
[05:09] * BananaInPajamas has left #Maja
[05:09] <Ashe> =D
[05:09] <hesus> lol
[05:09] <Maja> hahaha
[05:09] <Ashe> Damn twice.
[05:09] <Maja> :))))))
[05:09] <Ashe> There is a third line
[05:09] <Ashe> >.>;
[05:09] <Ashe> Wait for him to come back
[05:09] * BananaInPajamas has joined #Maja
[05:10] <BananaInPajamas> WTF
[05:10] <BananaInPajamas> I AM BEING GOOD OKAY
[05:10] <Ashe> After a certain distance (Which is yet to be determined) BananaInPajamas's penis should be ripped from his body by that hummer.
[05:10] <Ashe> <.<
[05:10] * BananaInPajamas has left #Maja
[05:10] [05:10] <Ashe> There
[05:10] <Ashe> done
[05:10] <Maja> :D
[05:10] <Ashe> xD
[05:10] <Crimson> the distance shouldnt be too long .
[05:10] <Crimson> lol
[05:10] <hesus> sickos
--  -  +5 (8 votes) (avg 0.63) +  ++ 

#447 - September 5, 2008, 10:57 am submitted by: degoodz
#roro logic
 <kage> goodz
<goodz> kage
<kage> we have more players
<goodz> arguing about this is poinless
<kage> and more active
<kage> than you will ever imagine
<kage> you do not even come close to understand
<goodz> <kage> we have more players <kage> than you will ever imagine
--  -  -5 (8 votes) (avg -0.63) +  ++